Because Of Course

I’ve been awake for about 27 hours now… heh… couldn’t fall asleep no matter how hard I tried. Not in the bedroom, not in the recliner, not with the TV on, not with the TV off, not with the ceiling fan on, etc. 😏 At least I’ve crossed some weird barrier now and I’m more slap-happy than annoyed by it.

But wait, it doesn’t stop there. πŸ™„ Moments ago I finally passed that goddamned kidney stone. πŸ˜… If anyone would have been walking outside near my bathroom window, they’d have definitely heard me sing a song of surprise. I mean, I knew I had some kidney stuff going on, but the pain lightened up a couple days ago – but that’s apparently because it was a little further down the highway and looking for its exit. πŸ˜– Heh… I know this is a little TMI, but whatever… it’s just a stone.

I’m still not holding my breath though. I wouldn’t put it past my one kidney to make a stone and send it on its journey, only for theΒ other kidney to get jealous and decide to do the same. 😏 But no, don’t get it twisted… ejecting it from your body isn’t the problem, whether you’re male or female – it’s when it’s leaving your kidney, with its jagged little asshole shard edges tearing shit up along the waythat’s what’ll have you balled up on the floor.

Plz send positive juju. I need it right now… heh

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