I’ve been awake for about 27 hours now… heh… couldn’t fall asleep no matter how hard I tried. Not in the bedroom, not in the recliner, not with the TV on, not with the TV off, not with the ceiling fan on, etc. 😏 At least I’ve crossed some weird barrier now and I’m more slap-happy than annoyed by it.
But wait, it doesn’t stop there. 🙄 Moments ago I finally passed that goddamned kidney stone. 😅 If anyone would have been walking outside near my bathroom window, they’d have definitely heard me sing a song of surprise. I mean, I knew I had some kidney stuff going on, but the pain lightened up a couple days ago – but that’s apparently because it was a little further down the highway and looking for its exit. 😖 Heh… I know this is a little TMI, but whatever… it’s just a stone.
I’m still not holding my breath though. I wouldn’t put it past my one kidney to make a stone and send it on its journey, only for the other kidney to get jealous and decide to do the same. 😏 But no, don’t get it twisted… ejecting it from your body isn’t the problem, whether you’re male or female – it’s when it’s leaving your kidney, with its jagged little asshole shard edges tearing shit up along the way… that’s what’ll have you balled up on the floor.
Plz send positive juju. I need it right now… heh