My cat meows, but she doesn’t. Her mouth does the movement, but no sound comes out. If she comes up to me for whatever reason and does one or two of her silent meows, I’ll often joke back at her “What? I can’t hear you… try again.” or some similar bullshit. Of course then I’ll pet her or go check her food and water or try to figure out what she wants…. I mean, I’m not an asshole… but for some reason, when it comes to her stupid little toys, somehow she manages to find her voice.
She likes to pay me back in the mornings sometimes, and this was one of those mornings. I haven’t slept worth a shit for days and days, but her dumb ass decided that this morning around 8a she would start finding all of her random toys to bring down the hallway towards the bedroom, all the while squawking like she was some sort of obnoxious squeeze toy that someone was repeatedly stepping on.
So now I’m wide awake and she’s curled up on the living room floor next to me, sound asleep. Asshole.